Teen Outsmarts Doctors In Science Class
Doctors are so retarded sometimes...how the hell this stuff happens is beyond me? I wish I was present for her initial 50 visits to the doc. Probably went something like this:
Girl: Hi Doc...I've had really bad diarrhea continuously for the past 16 years. It's becoming a bit of a problem.
Doc: I see...here is a prescription for Viagra, Benicar, Celebrex and Ambien CR. When your boner subside...we can treat your hypertension...then we'll head off your arthritis before it becomes debilitating...after that you should take a good 16hr nap.
Girl: Gee thanks...I guess?